Regular garden clears
The main thing we do. Same day each week or fortnight, whether you’re in or not. You genuinely stop thinking about it.
Weston-super-Mare
We do the dirty work
We do the dirty work
so you don’t have to
Dog waste cleared from your garden, properly, on a day you can rely on. Weekly, fortnightly, or a one-off rescue mission for a garden that’s got away from you. No judgement — genuinely, we’ve seen worse.
- Sanitised with Bugalugs as standard
- No contracts, cancel anytime
- Gate photo after every visit
- Same day, every week
30-second estimate
What would it cost me?
Move the sliders. The price updates as you go — no email required.
Why people call us
There are only three reasons anyone books this
All three are completely valid, and we're not going to pretend otherwise.
You haven’t got the time
Between work, kids and everything else, the garden is the thing that slips. It’s twenty minutes a week you’d rather spend literally anywhere else.
It’s genuinely hard for you
Bad back, bad knees, a mobility aid, or you simply can’t bend like you used to. Your dog still deserves the walk — this bit shouldn’t be the barrier.
You just really hate doing it
Fair. It’s the worst job in the garden and there is no prize for doing it yourself. Hand it over and never think about it again.
How it works
Four steps, and then you forget about it
No apps to download, no accounts to make, no salesperson on the doorstep.
Get your price
Answer a few questions about your garden and your dogs. You see the real number straight away — no “contact us for pricing”.
We come and look
First visit we check access, gates and any bits we need to know about. If the garden isn’t what you described, we tell you before we start — never after.
We clear it properly
Every visit, the whole lawn and the awkward corners. Waste is double-bagged into your bin, or we take it away entirely if you’d rather.
Gate shut, photo sent
We photograph the closed gate every single time and message it to you. You always know we’ve been, and your dog never gets out because of us.
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This is the whole product, really
A lawn the kids can roll around on. A patio you can walk across in socks. Grass that doesn’t have yellow patches and landmines in it.
We work in a grid so nothing gets missed — including the bit behind the shed that everyone forgets, and the strip along the fence where it always ends up.
- Lawn, borders, patio, paths and gravel
- Boots and tools disinfected between every garden
- Artificial grass rinsed, not just picked
What we do
Pick the one that sounds like you
One-off rescue clear
Garden got away from you? Moving out, landlord inspection, family coming to stay? We’ll reset it in one visit. No lecture included.
Holiday lets & Airbnb
Dog-friendly listing? We’ll turn the garden around between guests so the next family doesn’t find a surprise.
Care homes & schools
Grounds kept safe and clean, with a written record of every visit. DBS checked, and happy to sign in at reception like everyone else.
Deodorise & sanitise
Pet-safe treatment for the patches that linger — especially artificial grass, which holds smell far more than people expect.
Your day, every week
Each part of Weston has its own day. Yours never moves, so you always know when we’ve been — and it’s why we can keep the price where it is.
One area a day
We do Weston a street at a time
Every part of town has its own day. We clear a whole neighbourhood in one run instead of criss-crossing Weston burning fuel and daylight — which is exactly why a weekly visit costs what it costs.
It also means there is no diary to argue with. Your area decides your day, your day never moves, and you always know when we've been.
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Why us
The boring promises that actually matter
Anyone can pick up dog mess. Here’s the bit that makes it worth paying for.
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Gate photo, every visit
The single biggest fear people have is a gate left open. So we photograph it shut and send it to you. Every time, without being asked.
Clean between gardens
Boots and scoops are disinfected before we walk into your garden. Parvo and worms travel on footwear, and we’re not carrying them between houses.
A real person, locally
You’ll deal with the same face each week, from Weston. Not a call centre, not a franchise, not a rota of strangers.
Cancel whenever
No contract, no notice period, no cancellation fee. If you want to stop, tell us and we stop. That’s the whole policy.
Where we go
Are we on your street yet?
Pop your postcode in — it’ll tell you honestly, including when the answer is “not yet”.
Kind words
What people say once they’ve stopped doing it themselves
I have two labs and a bad hip. I’d honestly stopped using the bottom of the garden. Now the grandkids play out there again.
Booked the one-off clear because my landlord was doing an inspection. Turned up when they said, sorted it, sent a photo. Kept them on weekly after that.
The gate photo thing sounds daft until you’ve had a dog get out. Now I get a picture every Tuesday and I don’t worry about it at all.
These are illustrative while we gather real reviews — we’ll swap in named, verified ones as they come in rather than inventing them.
Common questions
The things people always ask first
No, and most people aren’t. As long as we can get to the garden — an unlocked side gate, a key safe, or a code — we’ll come and go and message you when we’re done. If the gate is bolted from the inside on the day, we’ll let you know rather than climbing over it.
We’d rather they weren’t, for their sake and ours — it’s much quicker and safer with the garden empty. If that’s not practical, tell us about your dog when you book. We’re not nervous around dogs, we just need to know what we’re walking into.
By default it’s double-bagged and put in your own general waste bin, which is where dog waste legally belongs in North Somerset. If you’d rather it left your property entirely, add “take it away with us” to your quote and we’ll dispose of it ourselves.
Genuinely, no. A garden that’s been left for months is a completely normal reason to call someone — often it’s because life got hard for a while. The quote builder has a “longer… don’t judge” option precisely because people were embarrassed to say. Pick it, get an honest price, move on.
Right then — shall we take it off your hands?
Build your price in under a minute. Nothing to sign, nothing to pay up front, and you can stop whenever you like.